a funny story

This is funny story for everyone:An old lady bought a cute little dog and named it ne-ne,the next day,she bought a carton of milk.while she was snoring like a FAT PIG,a idiotic burgalr broke into the house with a WHAM! The noise woke the sleepin beauty up,when the buglar saw that bitch wake up,he kicked her onto ther floor and squashed her dog,b4 he left with the $$$ he stole,he drank all the milk from the cartons,then,he left.Immediatly after that,the old lady went to police station and told the officer:"THE BURGLAR SQUASH MY NE-NE AND DRANK MY MILK" LOL That is the end.