Friday, August 14, 2009

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Dumb story

One day, Sexy and Jerry go geylang and eat at coffee shop becos he is poor.
After that, Sexy wants to go to the toilet.
Jerry peep at yitian.
Sexy call police.
Police come and take him to station.
He then kick the police,take Sexy hands and run to the toilet.
Lock the door and molest Sexy.
After molesting,he wants to run away from the window but Sexy pull his leg.
Bhs drop and his head stuck in the smelly toilet bowl.
The toilet never been flush before.Got Pang Sai.
Then,Sexy go unlock the door.
The police come in even the officer,taking a cane.
PIAK! 1st cane to Jerry
Ouch!
PIAK! 2nd cane to Jerry
Ouch!
PIAK! 3rd cane to Jerry
Ouch!
Then, the police bring him to hospital with the toilet bowl stuck on his head.
When they reach the hospital, Jerry need operation to cut off the toilet bowl.
During the operation, he saw the nurses very sexy.
Then he go touch his butt.
Very unlucky..... the nurse is the doctor's wife.
The doctor use the pen knife and CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA on bhs stomach.
Very lucky......bhs got wear extra shirt.
He climb up and the toilet bowl bang into the doctor's head.
The doctor gots dizzy and fainted.
Then, he run out of the operation room.
He saw his family outside there waiting anxiously.
His mother saw him and guess what?
Slap him of cos.
His father use the flower pot and smash bhs back.
His brother use his laptop and smack bhs birdy.
Bhs use his head toilet bowl and knock them down.
Bhs then run away.Run run run run to a toilet.
He saw a old man passing motion on the floor cos there is no toilet bowl.
So he use alot alot alot alot alot of million of strenght and pull out the toilet bowl and put the toilet bowl on the floor for the old man. After that, he climp up the window of the toilet and JUMPPPP!
Very unlucky......he jump is from 30th storey to 1st storey.
He died and it all ends here.
NONONONONO
Just then, Sexy going to come and bhs body drop in front of him.



ISNT THIS A SAD LOVE STORY ENDING????

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

a funny story

This is funny story for everyone:An old lady bought a cute little dog and named it ne-ne,the next day,she bought a carton of milk.while she was snoring like a FAT PIG,a idiotic burgalr broke into the house with a WHAM! The noise woke the sleepin beauty up,when the buglar saw that bitch wake up,he kicked her onto ther floor and squashed her dog,b4 he left with the $$$ he stole,he drank all the milk from the cartons,then,he left.Immediatly after that,the old lady went to police station and told the officer:"THE BURGLAR SQUASH MY NE-NE AND DRANK MY MILK" LOL That is the end.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

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